Status: This Is Mine
You found my
lost item.
Please help me
get it back.
Hi — this tag is attached to something of mine, and it means a lot
to me. There's no catch, and I owe you one.
Contact me any way below, any time.
01
Item unaccounted for
until approximately now
<24h
Typical response time
I check messages often
100%
Gratitude, guaranteed
no questions asked
Here's the short version: you're holding, or standing near,
something I really don't want to lose. Whatever you did to end up
reading this — checked a bag, found a case, noticed something sitting
somewhere it shouldn't be — thank you.
That's rarer than it should be.
Reach out however's easiest. I'll sort out getting it back from there,
and I'll make it worth your while.
>IF FOUND: CONTACT ABOVE, ANY TIME
>REWARD: OFFERED, GLADLY
>THIS MESSAGE WILL NOT SELF-DESTRUCT